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Jun. 15, 2005
I’m a Little Teapot
Dylan:

Actually, I’m not a Little Tea Pot at all.  Far from it.  In fact, this entry has nothing to do with little Tea Pots.  That’s sorta the point.  You see, I’m trying to throw Them off my trail.  If I’d titled this entry, "Escape Route,” it would have been all too telling.

Sure, maybe the low-hanging poster of climber Steph Davis is going to cause folks to pause and wonder.  They’ll ponder the reasoning in mounting a poster so low on the wall.  I’ll have to say something like, “In Europe, everyone’s hanging posters lower – it’s the new thing.”  Soon, we’ll have an office decorated with oddly hung posters – just a few feet up from the carpet.

Little do They know, that I’m working my way outta here – with the spoon I use to stir my coffee.  Yup, just like Clint in that movie.  I’m slowly, carefully, secretly digging through the wall in my workspace.  I estimate that by September I’ll have spooned my way through and out I’ll go.  Poof.

Of course, the little tunnel will only go out to the warehouse, and I’ll come right back to my desk after I pick up a Cool Mint Chocolate Clif Bar.  I don’t really want to escape.  But, like most folks, I just itch to dig a secret tunnel with a spoon.  I’m pretty sure it will come in handy every now and then.

Wish me luck and let’s keep this one hush-hush.
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